happy birthday chris!
So, there will be TWO posts tonight, because you waited so long. The special one will be published at 20.30 GMT, the other one, NOW!!!
So… there’s a new really special skirt coming in about an hour, sorry for keeping you waiting for so long
sorry for not having posted a new skirt in such a long time; most probably a new one coming your way tomorrow!
”daaaayummm, where’d you get all dat beer?”